Cardi B says cheating is fine, as long as you cheat on them back
‘I ain’t no angel’
by Katie Way
Do I cheat? No. But I'm also not Cardi B, so maybe I better get up to something.
When footage leaked of second-cutest Migo Offset cheating on the best rapper in the game, Cardi B, the internet was outraged and wanted to know why the FUCK she didn't leave him.
Why do people look up to me for ?why are people expecting me to have a perfect life ? I’m not perfect ?Neither is my life stop looking for other people life to look up too https://t.co/7ErT9IXmfm
— iamcardib (@iamcardib) January 10, 2018
But based on a preview of her upcoming cover story for the April issue of Cosmopolitan, Cardi's not gonna leave her man anytime soon… because we don't know what kinda bad business she's been up to — and it might just be cheating right the fuck back!
Here's the full quote:
“It’s like everybody is coming down my neck like, ‘Why are you not leaving him? You have low self-esteem.’ I don’t have low self-esteem … I know I look good. I know I’m rich, I know I’m talented. I know I could get any man I want—any basketball player, football player. But I want to work out my shit with my man, and I don’t got to explain why. I’m not your property. This is my life … I’m going to take my time, and I’m going to decide on my decision … It’s not right, what he fucking did — but people don’t know what I did, ’cause I ain’t no angel.”
Neither are we, Bardi, neither are we.
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