lust • Feb 28 2018

People are using this Patrick Star sex meme to describe their darkest, sleaziest behavior and it’s making me scared

Some of this stuff is fucked up…

There's a new Patrick Star sex meme in town, and it's making me want to renounce my wicked ways and join a convent like Mom always wanted.

What is it about Spongebob that makes its screenshots so endlessly memeable? From the mocking Spongebob meme to Mister Krabs being one thicc bih, I really thought we'd seen it all… but boy, was I fucking wrong.

When you riding his face and you pee a little pic.twitter.com/MXK1ZEHuwf

— katy (@katbenavides214) February 27, 2018

The screenshot of Patrick in question is… kind of sketchy. But would I think to attach it to my most fucked-up sexual conduct? Nah. I guess that's why I'm not Twitter famous.

When he giving you head and start telling you how good you taste when really he tasting another man nut pic.twitter.com/unRkemDwPR

— brittany vercetti (@bvercetti_) February 27, 2018

It's so… sinister.

When she say your dick taste good but she really tasting your side chick pussy pic.twitter.com/ueghXq2g7E

— Fly ' (@2xfly) February 27, 2018

When she suckin your Dick again after she said she'll never talk to you again and she wishes she never met you pic.twitter.com/UkSQJTKJ9h

— Malcolm (@ScumBagMac) February 27, 2018

And obviously, these cursed images provoke some pretty strong reactions.

pic.twitter.com/hjnyltikEG

— edamame ? (@Love_ShannyxO) February 27, 2018

If my wife reads this I only liked it cause it's funny

— JayyyR (@HyperKinetic789) February 27, 2018

pic.twitter.com/nXHVDMroTf

— ? (@angelgoeshaam) February 27, 2018

pic.twitter.com/IhTID6aYO3

— Tommy ?? (@Thomas_904) February 27, 2018

pic.twitter.com/bRGEXNCzcn

— Riad ?? (@ImNotRiad) February 27, 2018

And you know what? I get it. But it's also fucking funny.

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