People are using this Patrick Star sex meme to describe their darkest, sleaziest behavior and it’s making me scared
Some of this stuff is fucked up…
by Katie Way
There's a new Patrick Star sex meme in town, and it's making me want to renounce my wicked ways and join a convent like Mom always wanted.
What is it about Spongebob that makes its screenshots so endlessly memeable? From the mocking Spongebob meme to Mister Krabs being one thicc bih, I really thought we'd seen it all… but boy, was I fucking wrong.
When you riding his face and you pee a little pic.twitter.com/MXK1ZEHuwf
— katy (@katbenavides214) February 27, 2018
The screenshot of Patrick in question is… kind of sketchy. But would I think to attach it to my most fucked-up sexual conduct? Nah. I guess that's why I'm not Twitter famous.
When he giving you head and start telling you how good you taste when really he tasting another man nut pic.twitter.com/unRkemDwPR
— brittany vercetti (@bvercetti_) February 27, 2018
It's so… sinister.
When she say your dick taste good but she really tasting your side chick pussy pic.twitter.com/ueghXq2g7E
— Fly ' (@2xfly) February 27, 2018
When she suckin your Dick again after she said she'll never talk to you again and she wishes she never met you pic.twitter.com/UkSQJTKJ9h
— Malcolm (@ScumBagMac) February 27, 2018
And obviously, these cursed images provoke some pretty strong reactions.
If my wife reads this I only liked it cause it's funny
— JayyyR (@HyperKinetic789) February 27, 2018
And you know what? I get it. But it's also fucking funny.
Your #MCM has nothing on this big-dicked zoo animal
Time to dump your boyfriend for a tapir
by Nian Hu
Look, we all know that men can be unbelievably frustrating. Sure, they can be cute sometimes. But they barrage us with thirsty DMs and unsolicited dick pics, they ghost us after one date, and they use the same body wash to clean their hair and their nutsack. Hard pass. And even when we do end…
Did 3OH!3 predict hoeism’s meteoric rise?
It was definitely ahead of its time
by Amanda Ross
Allow me to paint a picture for you: it's the summer of 2008, the sun is beating down on the ginormous parking lot in which Warped Tour is held. A massive crowd of sweating teenagers in ass-cheek-revealing shorts from Ruehl (OMG remember Ruehl? That's a story for another time…) gathers in front of a main…
Should I go to Costa Rica with this wealthy older man I just met?
Or is it the plot of Taken 4!
by Harry Shukman
Imagine a mysterious and rich man met you in the park – the park! – asked you out, paid for your drinks, gave you gift cards, offered you dental surgery, and then asked to take you away to Costa Rica. Should you go? That's what one girl is asking in a relationship advice post that has to…