People are using this Patrick Star sex meme to describe their darkest, sleaziest behavior and it’s making me scared
Some of this stuff is fucked up…
by Katie Way
There's a new Patrick Star sex meme in town, and it's making me want to renounce my wicked ways and join a convent like Mom always wanted.
What is it about Spongebob that makes its screenshots so endlessly memeable? From the mocking Spongebob meme to Mister Krabs being one thicc bih, I really thought we'd seen it all… but boy, was I fucking wrong.
When you riding his face and you pee a little pic.twitter.com/MXK1ZEHuwf
— katy (@katbenavides214) February 27, 2018
The screenshot of Patrick in question is… kind of sketchy. But would I think to attach it to my most fucked-up sexual conduct? Nah. I guess that's why I'm not Twitter famous.
When he giving you head and start telling you how good you taste when really he tasting another man nut pic.twitter.com/unRkemDwPR
— brittany vercetti (@bvercetti_) February 27, 2018
It's so… sinister.
When she say your dick taste good but she really tasting your side chick pussy pic.twitter.com/ueghXq2g7E
— Fly ' (@2xfly) February 27, 2018
When she suckin your Dick again after she said she'll never talk to you again and she wishes she never met you pic.twitter.com/UkSQJTKJ9h
— Malcolm (@ScumBagMac) February 27, 2018
And obviously, these cursed images provoke some pretty strong reactions.
If my wife reads this I only liked it cause it's funny
— JayyyR (@HyperKinetic789) February 27, 2018
And you know what? I get it. But it's also fucking funny.
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I asked guys if they’d have sex with me while I was on my period, and I was honestly shocked
‘I’m not that desperate’
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‘We were in my English classroom and he came on the desk’
by Una Dabiero
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