news • Mar 01 2018

Kylie’s just posted her post-pregnancy body and I’m drinking myself into a coma tonight

Meanwhile, I ate a hot dog for breakfast

Baby Stormi has only been with us for a month and her mom, Kylie is sure to become MILF of the century (sorry Kim). It's only been 28 days since Ky pushed out a Jenner miracle, and she's back to being hotter than the rest of her sisters. Check out Kylie Jenner's post pregnancy body below:

Is this money or genetics? I need both, honestly

I don't even remember the last time I could see my toes over my belly and I've had not one seed in me. That I know of anyway.

What the heeeellll girl!?!?!?

I wonder how long she's been hiding this Baywatch bod underneath all of those cute sweat suits.

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Feb 12, 2018 at 5:38pm PST

Nevertheless, King Ky is a master of keeping secrets and hiding things from the world. Her reveals are starting to become bigger than any movie release.

Kylie seems to have the gift of being a revolutionary skinny legend. Kylie can carry my baby any day because it seems she's excreted all of her baby fat away. I, on the other hand, will continue to munch on these Cheetos in hopes that I don't gain an ounce off of them and my 200 calorie fruit snacks.

@aribines

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And then tried to defend it

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