Remember Kendall and Kylie’s old gang, The Misfits? Here’s where they all are now (it’s…not great)
Kylie got lips and left them all behind
by Ari Bines
Remember the good old days when Kylie Jenner was an infant-less, lipless human being who just Snapchatted her days away with her gang of weird-ass rich kid friends?
I've been wondering for quite some time where Stassie, Scoobie and the gang disappeared to. Here's what old Kylie Jenner's friends, The Misfits, have been up to since the Jenners kicked them to curb and sped off in their Lambo.
Pia Mia and Kylie Jenner – Fire🔥 on the Street 😍 pic.twitter.com/5tXzgPekdO
— Street Styles (@faroutly) September 28, 2015
Pia Mia was an up-and-coming singer (in the loosest sense of the word) who often made cameo appearances on Kylie's Snap stories. Currently, it seems she's looking for someone to pay attention to her since it doesn't look like she and Kylie are really cool beans anymore. After Pia's 20 minutes of fame thanks to a track that featured Kylie's ex, Tyga, and professional ass-mouth Chris Brown, she's now promoting her EP and a fashion line that consists of 3 pieces: a crop top, a sweatshirt, and a pair of sweats on her site LLIA. Yeah, that seems about right.
Back when Ky was still consistently on Snapchat, I always heard her yelling at someone named "Stass." From what I could tell from the makeup guru's Snapchat story, Stass used to be Kylie and Jordyn's third amigo. Well, more like their personal slave/seat-filler.
Kylie, Jordyn, and Stass at the Kardashian-Jenner Christmas Party: (1) pic.twitter.com/KeTzydSQXH
— Kylie Jenner News (@KylieJennrsNews) December 28, 2017
After peeping the official Anastasia Karanikolaou (now I know why she goes by Stassie) on social media, though, Stassie is apparently still relevant to Kylie's life as she posted a pic of herself with the baby mama at her shower.
Nowadays, Stass continues to post her own Instagram thirst traps, shares her travel stories, and gets views on her plastic surgery journey featured her YouTube channel. I guess Stass is doing pretty well, all things considered.
From Rico's Surf Shop to the Jenner inner circle, Moises Arias has managed to remain firmly D-list territory despite all his efforts to become a filthy Insta edgelord. He's now hopped on the ~serious photographer bandwagon~, taking shots of his celebrity friends including Justin Bieber, Kendall and even some of his former Misfit pals Jayden and Willow Smith.
He puts it all down on his website, 490TX. In addition, he's also welcomed dreadlocks into his filthking:
I assume he remains in close ranks with Ky since he posted a picture of her bestie, Jordyn Woods in his Instagram feed.
Because I haven't witnessed little Rico on any of Kylie's social posts lately, it seems like he's now in distant friend-of-a-friend territory.
The Smith Kids
Let's be real for a second. Jayden and Willow don't need Kylie Jenner in order to make a name for themselves. In fact, it's probably the other way around because they gave Kylie the cool factor her Calabasas ass desperately needed.
Jayden has recently put out an album called SYRE, which people have been surprisingly responsive to. He was at Kim's wedding to Kanye (dressed in that white Batman suit, remember???), and Jordyn recently grammed a pic of him. The crew seems to still be close.
As for little sister, Willow, she's still busy playing around with jukeboxes, music, and cameras, shooting pics and videos with the VHS tape filter and calling it art. And I love it! I'm calling it now, she's the next SZA.
Although the Misfits have disbanded, it's heartwarming to see they'll all moved on from sucking Kylie dry. Onwards and upwards, friends!
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