Zayn just committed a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY for defiling his body with this terrifying tattoo

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Zayn just committed a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY for defiling his body with this terrifying tattoo

We can never forgive him for this

Let's be real here, there are only two hot members of the late One Direction: Harry Styles and Zayn. And while Harry is hot for being Gucci-clad and artsy and perpetually walking around in a little cloud of fog, Zayn is just hot for being hot. He has that bad boy look and his body is lit. You'd absolutely be lying if you said you haven't been dreaming about him since 'You Don't Know You're Beautiful.'

But he might've just ruined this pop star fantasy for all of us.

Zayn took to Instagram to show off some new tattoos he got on his leg. And they're ugly as fuck. Not just ugly in a "Wow, they're bad" kinda way. Instead, they're ugly in a "Wow, only a 40-year-old virgin should have these tattoos" kinda way.

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He apparently has DEADPOOL, a TEDDY BEAR WITH SUNGLASSES, and a WOLF on the front of his leg.

But the back is EVEN WORSE. According to Teen Vogue's interpretation, the new tattoo on his calf depicts Lord Voldemort fighting The Flash.

I don't think I could fuck with anyone with Lord Voldemort anywhere on their body. But especially not Voldemort actively dueling with a comic book character. This is worse than a guy asking me to go see a Marvel movie with him so he can jerk off to Robert Downey Jr. saving the world again.

Zayn, I don't think the world can ever forgive you. I just hope God can.

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