Ever wanted to eat Kim Kardashian’s ass? Now you can with this million-dollar, life-sized Kim Kake
A real dream come true
by Katie Way
Many have tried to imitate Kim — catch me talking myself down from dyeing my hair pink on a nightly basis — but few can truly succeed in capturing her essence.
Did this British baker accomplish that monumental task when she baked a person-sized Kim Kardashian cake out of Rice Krispies, fondant icing, marshmallows and chocolate? You be the judge.
Baker Debbie Wingham made sure to deck the cake out with all of Kim's assets — not only does this cake have tits and ass (Happy International Women's Day!), Wingham also adorned it with more than $1.6 million of diamond jewelry.
This isn't the first decadent cake Wingham's baked — she made a cake worth a whopping million dollars for a wedding in Dubai back in February, and she holds the record for world's most expensive cake, which cost $50 million.
Imagine paying over a million quid for a cake that looks like Kim Kardashian and it looks like Michael Jackson pic.twitter.com/3R1rRxUnwB
— Amelia 🐢 (@ameliakendallx) March 7, 2018
The cake isn't actually for Kim — a professional Kim Kardashian lookalike's husband commissioned it for his wife's birthday.
Would I eat this cake? Duh, I'd eat any cake. But do I really think it looks like Kim? Sorry, I'm too busy stuffing my face to answer.
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