This girl got her WHOLE-ASS FINGER bitten off during a fight in the club, so come look if you’re feeling brave
Now my eyes have just been assaulted, too
by Ari Bines
If you thought your friends could get a little rowdy after some vodka-sodas at the club, I'm about to make you feel so much better.
A few nights ago, someone shared to their Twitter a horrifying saga of a girl who got into a nightclub fight. But it wasn't just any fight you've seen on Bad Girls Club reunions and Rock of Love season finales.
The result of her combat in the club was more painful than breaking a nail—she got her finger bitten the fuck off.
And unfortunately for you, we have the pics.
OK, are you absolutely sure you want to see it?
Like, it's pretty gross. You're positive you're ready?
Last chance to turn baaaaack
Alright…here it is, you fucking sicko
Duddeeee! When I tell y’all people are not fighting fair no more. Shawty got in a fight at the club and got her finger bit off. Lol y’all out here sick pic.twitter.com/xLPNHWntOs
— alieenscar (@zebrajamba) March 11, 2018
Here's an even closer look at it, because I can tell you're gross
Luckily, she was admitted into the hospital and her finger (or what was left of it, anyway) was put in a biohazard bag to reattach like so much a human acrylic:
If you've learned nothing about fighting ladies and gents, I suggest you be a proud wallflower or just keep your ass at home. These people out here have no home training.
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