The #Dickgrabbers challenge isn’t what you think it is, you nasty little pervert

How do internet trends start? It's literally my job to write about this shit and I gotta tell you — I'm fucking stumped a lot of the time. But when it comes to this #Dickgrabbers scenario, I've got it all figured out.

If you haven't seem 'em yet, you better prepare for a deluge of acrylic nail pictures on your Twitter feed, accompanied by a single, evocative hashtag: #Dickgrabbers. You already know what the fuck is going on.

Per my analysis, this hashtag is popping off for a few reasons.

First of all, girls who get acrylic nails will take literally any fucking opportunity to flaunt that shit, on or offline. Back when I used to get my nails done, my camera roll was full of nail glamor shots. Now that I'm broke, I just have to settle for my stupid face.

Next, acrylic nails are a little dangerous — it's easy to poke yourself or someone else if you're not careful, plus they hurt like a bitch when they break. When you've got a full set, you're not just holding shit, you're grabbing it.

And finally, you know the girls rocking these nails are grabbing dick only, because if you're a vagina owner and/or someone who enjoys sleeping with vagina owners then you know the obvious problems these claws face in that department.

So there you have it, folks. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment to book.

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