We asked girls for their craziest, sluttiest, kinkiest school sex stories, and they did not disappoint
‘We were in my English classroom and he came on the desk’
College is the perfect environment for kinky sex. There's tons of young, usually hot people living in close quarters and constantly fueled by Red Bull and vodka. There's spring break, frat parties, and the occasional co-ed hall. And of course, there's no real authority figure to be seen — unless you live with a bum-ass RA.
We asked girls for their craziest, kinkiest college sex stories — and some girls even told us about sexy moments when they were headed out of High School. Let me just say: Spring Breakers? It's all fucking true.
During an award ceremony my senior year of high school, my boyfriend and I snuck off to have sex in the gym bathrooms. Little did I know, my parents were in the audience waiting for me to get the award I didn't know I won. That one was hard to explain.
In college, my best friend and I were fucking two guys who were also best friends. So it was her guy's birthday, and we were all at a bar together to celebrate. He invited us back to their house to smoke. We go back and we're all hanging out in his room. My friend and I were really drunk and joking about how it would be funny if we gave him a threesome for his birthday. So we leave and go to the bathroom, and then we come back and start pulling on his pants. We end up giving him head together. My guy gets jealous and starts pulling on me. He's already naked. We end up sucking his dick, then all fucking in front of each other.
On the bus home from my sorority formal, I gave my date head. We didn't have a blanket or anything. It was just kinda out there. Luckily, everyone else was basically black-out. He loved it.
I was a journalism major, and I helped produce my campus TV station in one of my classes. A guy who worked on the show and I had sex on the news desk at like 1 a.m. once after a long night editing clips. There was definitely some alcohol involved.
My last year of high school, I hooked up with this guy after class. We were in my English classroom and he came on the desk. The next day, I was sitting in class and I realized who's desk it was — the girl who constantly bullied me. Serves you right, bitch!
My best friend and I were at a frat party and both found cute brothers on the dance floor. She disappeared to go hook up with hers, then 10 minutes later I walked upstairs with mine. When we got to his bedroom, I realized his roommate was there…and hooking up with my best friend! I totally fucked the guy despite the fact I could hear her and the guy getting into it. Luckily, the room was shaped like an L and our beds didn't face each other.
My senior year of high school, I was in Newspaper Club with this HOT guy. I was obsessed with him. After weeks of ditching class to walk around together, we fooled around in a stairwell. We were halfway through a solid handjob when someone walked past the open doors. The girl blushed and walked away super fast. We kept going once she was gone.
Once, I was trying have sex on the football field and the gate was locked so we just laid in the middle of the sidewalk and had sex. I was pretty drunk, but it was really hot.
I was at a frat party and grinding with this hot guy. I really wanted to have sex with him, but there were people smoking in his bedroom. We went into the communal bathroom at crowded party and hooked up there. I definitely gave him head. When we walked out of the stall, everyone was like "Ooooooh." It was definitely embarrassing, but we hooked up for a long time and the sex was great.
I dated a football player for a while during my senior year of high school. I was a cheerleader, so we got to ride the bus on the way to away games together. I gave him a handjob on the bus on the way to a game once, and we got caught by a coach. I’m the reason girls aren't allowed to sit with the boys on buses anymore at my old school.
During dinner at a fraternity formal, my date fingered me under the table. I had to hike my long dress all the way up my legs. It was really hot thinking someone might see us. I definitely got some glances from the girl sitting next to me.
I once had sex in the security room of my college ball. We somehow managed to find an open, empty student room which turned out to be the ball committee's — full of walkie-talkies, changes of clothing, etc. We didn't really give a fuck and had a wonderful quickie all dressed in black tie.
When I was in college, I matched with this super hot kid on Tinder. We planned to meet in a campus building and find an empty classroom. They were all locked, so we went to this small bathroom and had sex. Feeling like it had to happen right there and right now and knowing someone could see us leaving definitely made it hot.
My ex and I used to get it on in the supply closets of our college's art building. Once, we accidentally knocked over a bucket of paint and ran away so no one noticed we ruined basically hundreds of dollars of art stuff. Another time, we laid down in sawdust and I was washing it out of my hair for a week. The very last time we did it, we almost got caught by a janitor. We called it quits after that.
My ex and I once fucked in the bathroom of his frat house which would've been fine since he was a brother there, but it was one of those gross frat bathrooms that's communal with stalls and all. People kept drunkenly walking in, seeing us and then proceeding to pee anyway.
My ex and I used to have sex in my dorm room while my roommate was there, sleeping (I hope). One time, she sat up and was like "Can you pass me my water bottle?," dead-ass pretending she didn't know we were fucking. We pretended to be asleep, but I know she knew.
I had sex with my fuckbuddy on the Indiana University football field at midnight. It was during the winter, so it was cold as fuck and we didn't bring a blanket. My ass hurt from laying on the cold grass and his dick kept getting soft from the wind. Not a success, I guess, but still hot.
*Everyone in this story is at least 18, relax
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