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Shocking! Fifth Harmony has broken up, Camila Cabello spotted laughing in the distance
They’ve pulled a One Direction, are you surprised?
by Una Dabiero
According to a sappy post on their social media accounts, Fifth Harmony has gone on a hiatus to "stay true to themselves" and "pursue solo endeavors."
But we can all read between the lines: Camila won this one.
Between Camila going solo and Normani pursuing sexy features on Khalid songs, it was only a matter of time before the group called it quits. I mean, I'm 100 percent sure this happened because Normani was about to jump ship and the rest of them couldn't deal with the humiliation.
Listen, I'll miss their sexy construction worker dress-up sessions as much as the next pop hoe, but their whole thing was a mess. I wish them all a lot of luck as features on SoundCloud rapper's singles and FabFitFun promoters. Honestly, I wish I had that life.
Goodbye and good luck to Lauren, Normani, and the other two!
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