CONFIRMED: TimmyThick is not the result of a Harvard-run sociological study
I still don't know the who, what, where or why of TimmyThick, but one thing is for sure — he is not the result of a study conducted by Harvard University.
Babe received confirmation from the head of Harvard University's sociology department late Monday night that TimmyThick is not, in fact, associated with the faculty of Harvard University. "There is no such Harvard study," Professor Jason Beckfield wrote via email.
The Harvard Lampoon has yet to respond to our request for comment. We have also reached out to Danielle Bregoli's management team to determine if Ms. Bregoli and TimmyThick have ever met up in person.
TimmyThick himself has yet to break his silence. His Instagram account remains defunct. He has not tweeted, but he has liked this video posted by rapper Lil Uzi Vert on Sunday, after the "experiment" was supposedly over:
This story will be updated according to incoming responses.
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