Mariah Carey shoving her tiny son out of the way to get a good birthday Instagram is me as a mom
NOT RIGHT NOW, Moroccan
I'm that irritating friend in the group who's always on about how she doesn't think she wants kids. It's like I think my life is more valuable than theirs or deserves more living or something. But now, I'm not so sure. How did I come to this realization?
Well, Mariah Carey turned 48 on Tuesday (I KNOW!), and of course she wanted what any other 48-year-old mother would want. Not a nice evening at home with her kids, not even a night out with hers kids. No, she wanted a fire Instagram photo to post 🔥. Typical Taurus rising.
Her son, Moroccan, thought he might be able to get in the shot
But you can't FaceTune your son — you can, but there's something deeply warped about it — so of course, Mariah did what any mom would do and shoved him out of the way when he leaned in for a birthday kiss.
What's most upsetting about this whole thing isn't even that she shoved a 6-year-old, but that she shoved a 6-year-old in the happiest place on Earth!
The were ringing in her 48th at Disneyland of all places, and now this memory will be engrained in his adolescent brain for years to come. And when he's older? Poor chump will hate Disneyland and he won't even know why.