pop • Mar 29 2018

This tattoo of Cardi B is the most offensive thing I have ever seen, and it’s 2018 so I’ve seen a lot of shit

Justice for Cardi

Y'all, I am a big fucking fan of Cardi B. She's willing to say — or squeak — whatever she thinks and she doesn't care what anyone says about it. Not to mention, she's booked and BUSY. She's crazy talented and she's trying to pull everyone up with her. Think about it: she made a Bruno Mars flop into one of the most iconic songs of the year. If a BRUNO song flops, you know it was shit. If her single-handedly saving 2017's Artist of the Year doesn't mean something, I don't know what does.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgzG619hWec

Basically, rap goddess Cardi deserves nothing but the utmost respect. So when I was surfing through bad tattoos on Reddit and saw an AWFUL tattoo of her, I knew I needed to call this tattoo artist the fuck out.

The… disgusting rendition of Cardi B is supposed to depict her in the MotorSport music video. Instead, it looks like a woodchuck with a greasy wig and chemistry goggles on. And that might doing this "artistry" too much justice.

Like… there's a lot to unpack here. First, why do her lips make her look like Kevin the Cucumber?

And why do her glasses look like a 2015 high school sophomore that drank a lil too much lean?

Also, why's her tongue so big? And why do her teeth look like Tic Tacs?

Basically, everything is really fucking wrong with this. It looks nothing like this slutty ray of sunshine.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgWBSQNB32A

If you need me, I'll be hunting down and suing this tattoo artist for SLANDER.

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