We analyzed the star sign compatibility of your favorite celebrities to see who was built to last

I'm the type of bitch who goes on a first date with a guy and asks him what time he was born. Not so I can go home and steal his identity to buy a pair of Jimmy Choos. No, no, no — I do something far more obscene than that. I go home and calculate his entire natal chart so I can see exactly how compatible we are and make moves based on that.

Sure, you can pretend like horoscopes aren't real, but riddle me this: Have you ever met a Gemini who wasn't a bitch?! That's really all the proof you need. I started to realize I had this AMAZING tool at my disposal not only to see what relationships I should invest in IRL, but to determine what celebrity couples I should stan. Like, think about how much emotional energy I wasted on Gigi and Zayn for no fucking reason!? I should've done my research.

Here's what the stars say about your favorite celebrity couples. Do with this information what you will. But take my advice and start mourning the end of Kylie and Travis right fucking now.

Taylor Swift (Sagittarius) and Joe Alwyn (Pisces)

Taylor and Joe are in a "square" relationship, meaning there is a 90* angle between their signs. While Sagittarius is passionate, optimistic, and open, Pisces tends to be more moody and internal. This harsh difference between personalities causes both parties to really have to work at their relationship. While this can be an exciting, multi-faceted relationship that keeps both parties interested, there can also be MAJOR communication issues. Taylor and Joe will really need to put time in to make this relationship work. But if they're dedicated and flexible, it can be lasting — especially due to Pisces' and Sagittarius' mutable nature.

Kendall Jenner (Scorpio) and Blake Griffin (Pisces)

Kendall and Blake are twin water signs, which can spell major compatibility. It's easy for them to really understand each other and to relax in their relationship. Water signs tend to be sensitive, and it is likely easy for them to communicate emotionally.

Butttt water signs can also be too sensitive. At their worst, water signs are incredibly volatile and can have issues with trust and communication without a partner to ground them. This is probably complicated in Kendall and Blake's relationship because they're both…really rich and famous. Having their relationship spotlight will probably make the couple crack. But if they can find a way to keep calm and dedicate themselves to clear communication, they could have a beautiful and long-lasting relationship.

Kylie Jenner (Leo) and Travis Scott (Virgo)

Leo and Virgo are only one sign apart, so they're complete opposites of each other. Leo tends to be impulsive and proud, while Virgo is highly practical and introverted. It's pretty commonly believed that opposites attract, so lots of us are infatuated with people completely different to us. That's likely the case with Kylie and Travis in their Leo/Virgo relationship. There's crazy chemistry between two completely different people, which is how we got Stormi (lol). And yeah, it's fun to try to figure each other out. But a pairing like this probably doesn't have much longevity. Eventually, the lack of common interests or ways of living will piss someone off. They'll never really be able to figure each other out. Kylie's more adventurous and stubborn personality will likely get sick of Travis' stick-straight way of living. And their breakup will be just as fiery and passionate as their relationship is now.

Cole Sprouse (Leo) and Lili Reinhart (Virgo)

Funny enough, Cole and Lili are in the same spot as Kylie and Travis. Their opposite ways of living are appealing and exciting to them now, but they'll likely have a falling out some time down the road. Cole's need for passion and Lili's need for practicality will cause some friction when their relationship becomes more serious (and not secret!).

Sofia Richie (Virgo) and Scott Disick (Gemini)

Sofia and Scott likely have a very active relationship in which they have to constantly be learning. And I mean, like, beyond Sofia teaching Scott how to use a cell phone or how to send a tweet. Earth and Air signs are very different in their approach to life: while Earth signs are slow and stable, Air signs like constant change and always need to see growth. Constantly balancing each others' desires can be exhausting, and it's probably not something Sofia wants to be tasked with for the rest of her life. While she's learning from Scott and his different way of life right now, she's going to get sick of his breezy personality and lack of commitment to anything — or anyone — in his life. She will probably break up with him because of his lack of stability, the true desire of Earth signs.

Halsey (Libra) and G-Eazy (Gemini)

Twine signs, or signs of the same element, have an innate understanding of each other. Since Halsey and G-Eazy are both Air signs, their relationship is likely very comfortable and harmonious. They probably got close very quickly because they felt like they have "kindred souls," a special feeling only twin signs get. These two will probably stay together for the long haul, unless someone gets bored with how uncomplicated and relaxed the relationship is. That's probably pretty common in Hollywood (and I kinda feel like these two LIVE for the drama.) But still, Halsey and G-Eazy have the makings of a married couple.

Kim Kardashian (Libra) and Kanye West (Gemini)

Kim and Kanye are the perfect example of the twin sign marriage: A harmonious, intensely personal, and comfortable relationship. These two just get each other and their signs suggest they'll be together forever.

Ariana Grande (Cancer) and Mac Miller (Capricorn)

We've all heard that opposites attract, and astrology actually backs this up a bit. Opposite signs can be your soul twin match because there is a feeling your opposite partner "completes" your life. Ariana Grande, the emotional and sensitive Cancer, probably enjoys that the sensible and industrious Capricorn Mac Miller — he balances her out. In order to make opposite relationships work, each partner has to understand their distinct role in the relationship and really act it out. It seems like Mac and Ariana have figured out who to be in their relationship to make it work, and they'll likely continue in harmony for a long time. If they are to break up, it is likely due to Cancer's need to explore the heart. Earth signs will stay in a good relationship forever if it's working out.

Cardi B (Libra) and Offset (Sagittarius)

Relationships between people who are two signs away are harmonious. Air and Fire signs are incredibly compatible, sharing similar values, attitudes about the world around them, and ideas on how to live life. Offset, a mutable Sagittarius, is passionate, adventurous, and optimistic but often without a plan. Cardi B, being the cardinal Libra, will provide him with a direction for his passion while also giving him space to be who he is. Offset is able to admire Cardi and her strong personality without being threatened. Libra's value being at peace with others and being admired, so Cardi will enjoy their soul connection and Offset's adoration of her. They sincerely sound like a couple who will stick together.

Sophie Turner (Pisces) and Joe Jonas (Leo)

Sophie and Joe are five signs apart from each other, meaning they have literally nothing in common astrologically. There's no natural attraction here. No feeling of kindred souls or attraction due to opposite personalities. Instead, most astrologers think "Quincunx" relationships are fateful. The pairing is odd and most people (even those close to them) probably have no idea how Sophie and Joe are still together. But their bond is something secret and bigger than them. They had to be flexible to get over each others tics. Pisces being mutable and Leo being fixed suggests Sophie has taken on aspects of Joe to make the relationship work. But the couple is meant to be for some karmic reason bigger than them, and they will be together for a long time.

Hailee Steinfeld (Sagittarius) and Niall Horan (Virgo)

I hate to say it, but I don't see Hailee and Niall lasting too long. Sagittarius — a bright, dynamic and temperamental personality — will drive sensible Virgo absolutely insane. Given Niall is such a young Virgo, he will likely be practical enough to break things off with Hailee when he realizes they don't mesh, knowing there's a more compatible partner out there and plenty of time to be single. However, with both parties being mutable signs, they will probably date for quite a while before they come to the conclusion they aren't meant to be.