Bella Hadid is completely unfazed by The Weeknd’s new song about her, which is actually really shocking

I know Bella Hadid, because I am Bella Hadid. I don't look like her or anything, and I definitely don't know as much about sneakers, but one thing I do know a lot about is crawling back to my ex on my hands and knees after they've kicked me to the curb for someone else.

A year after Abel left Bella in the dust for Selena, I understood it when she opened up about her heartbreak in a multi-page spread with Teen Vogue, where she described how she was still in love with him. And I tried not to judge her when she posted Instagram captions like "Icy like there's nobody you'd ever need," because I knew deep down, she was broken.

So yesterday, when a source told HL that Bella was "flattered over Abel’s new song," I almost passed out. That's it? "Flattered" is like a politer way of saying, "Couldn't care less."

I mean, the second word about Abel's new album, My Dear Melancholy, got out, I began to worry. These singer are reckless with other people's emotions. Have you seen Tom Hiddleston lately? No, because nobody has! I knew Bella's fragile, Libra heart couldn't take being sung about. And of course, a majority of the songs were about her (and then there was that weird one about how Abel almost donated his kidney to Selena).

But Bella's song was worse. "Wasted Times" not only called her an equestrian, but told her to "Ride it like a champion." He literally sang the words, "You know this dick is still an option." And because Bella and I always know the dick is still an option, I panicked. But here she is, in Bejing, not giving a fuck!

I just hope she continues to stand her ground and doesn't go and like one of his Instagram posts like her sister, Gigi, just did.

Poor, brokenhearted gal.

@carolinephinney