People are sharing all of the reasons celebs have blocked them on Twitter, and I actually just pissed myself from laughing
I told Selena Gomez ‘Got a new Kidney and don’t know how to act?’
There's literally nothing more fragile than the B-list celebrity ego, but Twitter is making it almost too easy for us at this point.
Take a platform that gives trolls the ability to reach out to absolutely anybody they want, and then take the most sarcastic generation yet, and put both of them together. What do you get? You get blocked by Missy Elliot for telling her that her outfit looks like a pop tart wrapper.
So, when this Twitter user asked his followers all the reasons they've been blocked by celebs, people had a lot to say:
What's a reason that a celebrity has blocked y'all on here?
Nicki Minaj blocked me because I said slappin' her on the ass must sound like when you close the microwave door too hard
I told Donald Trump to grow up
Kourtney Kardashian has be blocked on Instagram and I DON'T KNOW WHY
Ashanti blocked me because I told her she has nice sideburns
I told George Lopez he deserved an Oscar for Beverly Hills Chihuahua
Missy Elliot blocked me because I said her outfit look like a pop tart wrapper
Blac Chyna blocked me on IG cuz I said she looked like Micheal Jackson on one of her pictures
Cardi B blocked me because I said Offset really does cum more when he sees her less
Aaron Carter blocked me because I told him he was cute and then he came out as bi a week later
Orlando blocked me for asking if he took his cocaine up his nose or ass
I sent Drake Bell that video of the make a wish kid crying bc he wanted to meet Drake but they gave him Drake Bell
Chrissy Teigen blocked me for saying her face looks like a squished Barbie doll
I asked R. Kelly was he the man pissing on people in the subway
I asked 'May the real Gucci Mane stand up?'
I asked Keyshia Ka'or 'Where are those damn kids?'
I told Selena Gomez 'Got a new Kidney and don't know how to act?'
Tyrese blocked me because I told him to 'STFU tweeting'
Trey Songz blocked me because I said he sounded like this picture
I told amber rose she look like Caillou
I told Veronica Vega from Love & Hip Hop she wasn’t black
Joe Budden blocked me bc I tweeted him a picture of his bootyhole
Iggy azalea blocked me because I said she needs to do porn and quit playin
Paris Hilton blocked me cause I told her her and her dogs look like they smell the same
So if you ever thought you had too much time on your hands, now consider being a celebrity, having about 20x as much shit on your hands, and still reading every single tweet from every non blue check loser to make sure they aren't saying anything offensive about you or your mans.
And then blocking them.
The most popular Instagram posts of 2018 were kind of terrible (and like 60 percent Stormi)
Sorry you didn’t make the cut!
by Nian Hu
Well friends, another year has come and gone! Memories were made, experiences were had, and most importantly, some BOMB Instagram photos were posted. You’re feeling pretty proud of yourself! With the help of VSCO and FaceTune, you finally managed to curate a feed that’s every bit as aesthetically pleasing as the Pinterest board of your…
We texted our one-night stands to ask when we could exchange Christmas gifts and things got MESSY ?
They were *not* excited to hear from us
by Caroline Phinney
The holidays are great because you get to eat as much as you want, binge drink in front of your parents, and flex on all your old high school acquaintances. But they're also great because they encourage us — in our eggnog induced stupors — to message risky things to all the people we definitely…
It’s official! Every single character on Riverdale sucks except for Betty
Betty FINALLY snapped
by Nian Hu
So with Riverdale Season 3 Episode 7, there’s good news and there’s bad news. The good news is that I’m starting to think that the Riverdale writers are actually reading my recaps, or at least spending a lot of time scouring r/riverdale, because they FINALLY decided to stop jumping around madly from one disjointed plotline…