Ok everyone… come look at this ’90s baby’ tattoo and tell me you don’t think the world is ending
I’m about to call the police
by Una Dabiero
In the age of the internet and r/badtattoos, which I frequent because I'm, you know, a psychopath, I've seen some really bad tats. Like, just last week, I wrote about a Cardi B tattoo that I TRULY thought was the worst I'd ever seen. But everyday, another disgusting tattoo emerges from the depths of Twitter hell. The latest proof that doomsday is near? This 90s baby tattoo.
Take a moment to process this. Here's the full thing:
This woman covered her whole-ass leg in cartoon characters, some of which AREN'T from the 90s, to celebrate some sick, decade-obsessed part of her personality. I'm about to call the police. This girl is a danger to herself AND others.
And before you hop on me for being a bitch, know Twitter backs me the fuck up
you could have just got a poster…..
— simone (@shygirlsays) April 4, 2018
I'm a woman of the people, and the people want this demon to expel all these poorly lined, droopy-ass idols from her body. Otherwise, the horsemen are definitely on their way. And no, I'm not talking about buff Magic Mike cowboy strippers coming to "beat her ass", ya sickos.