The click-clacking thirst trap has little to do with nails and everything to do with sex

Every time I get a fresh set of claws, there's an overwhelming urge to tap, scratch and click away on my iPhone…or any flat surface in sight, really.

But even more than that, a fresh set makes for an epic thirst trap, and girls throughout the interweb have caught on to this

Some click-clacking pics are just basic selfie thirst traps with the flash of the hands front and center

Some click-clacking takes absolutely no effort as long as you show off the oval, ballerina, or claw shape of your acrylic in the photo. These girls made it their mission to display their digits in a way that says "I don't do work. Work does me." Genius!

The fish-hooking trend is just a subset of clit clacking

I spend most of my time typing on a keyboard, so my nails aren't always equipped to participate in this trend.

However, anytime you combine a nail in or near your mouth while your lips are covered in your sexy Mother Pucker lip gloss or matte lippie, you're condoning DM-sliding. I mean, you're basically just pointing into your mouth! Might as well have a tattoo that says ENTER HERE.

….And another click-clacking variation is just too much for my eyes to handle, but I can't look away

I love me a good hand-covered titty or an ass lift to appear as "cakey" as possible. What better way to put both parts on blast than with some glittery pink nails?!

However you decide to exhibit your lovely digits touching that hot bod of yours is totally up to you. Just make sure you file them down before you start your hoe photoshoot.

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