Cardi B’s new album mentions Chrissy Teigen and her reaction was SO CUTE AND PURE

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Cardi B’s new album mentions Chrissy Teigen and her reaction was SO CUTE AND PURE

I want to hate her but I can’t

Cardi B dropped her new album Invasion of Privacy in the middle of the night, as these whack-ass modern musicians now do. The whole thing is great — it's Cardi, after all. But one song is already a fan favorite. Or at least a fan favorite amongst the rich and powerful.

Why? "She Bad" is Cardi's latest hoe anthem that celebrates some hot ass. And more specifically, some very famous hot ass. She shouts out Chrissy Teigen and Rihanna for being bad bitches, then shares that she would 100 percent have sex with Rihanna. Honestly, who wouldn't?

Chrissy saw her shout-out and sent the cutest response.

All night, she was tweeting about some sick cheddar biscuits she made

Because she's a mom and stuff

But as soon as she saw the song, she dropped her biscuits

Did Chrissy not previously know she's a MILF?

Usually I would hate a celebrity circle jerk, but Chrissy is just so damn lovable. Maybe it's the golden retriever face or the fact that her husband is the cutest man alive. Idk. I can't find anything cynical to say about all this, except that CARDI! Bitch! I want a shout. Listen to the whole thing here:

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