Someone ring a very expensive and highly embellished alarm, Khloe Kardashian is in labor!
According to TMZ, she's currently in Cleveland with Tristan ready to pop out a baby Kardashian. Kylie's OBGYN is there too, meaning this is serious.
Lamar Odom is shaking! Kim is surely crying. And I bet Kris is there with a camera, ready to monetize this as quickly as possible.
Me? I'm just excited to add the new baby to our power ranking of Kardashian-Jenner babies. And to cry myself to sleep realizing there's someone else who's not me profiting off this whole Kardashian thing. Ok, maybe I'm not excited about that.