Scary video shows Lana Del Rey attacked by a rabid fan during her concert
He jumped over a guardrail as she was leaving the stage
by Una Dabiero
Lana Del Rey, depression princess, is a favorite of every sad girl and gay on Earth. Her fans feel such an affinity for her, I could NEVER imagine one of them ever doing her any wrong. I mean, fuck, listen to her discography and you know enough shit has happened to her. She doesn't need to go through ANYTHING else.
But yesterday, a video surfaced from a show in Belgium that shows a rabid fan jumping over a guard rail to attack the singer.
NOT MY LANA. How dare he attack the patron saint of flower crowns?! I hope this guy gets HARD TIME for fucking with the goddess of Urban Outfitters. If I were her, I'd be suing.