You guys will never believe the strangely sexual meaning of the mask emoji
I’m forever changed
by Una Dabiero
I think by now we all have our favorite emoji. I mean, shit, we basically only type in these little animated faces anymore. My favorite emoji is the little blushing face with its hands by its face, but that's neither here nor there. If your favorite emoji is the red monster, I have NEWS for you. You will never be able to look at this little guy again, because his history is… interesting.
A Twitter account dedicated to ancient hoes (yes, this exists) tweeted an ancient painting featuring a VERY familiar face. The emoji's face. And guess what? He's a fucking dildo.
A 17th century shunga woodblock printing from Japan depicting two women having sex. One has tied a tengu mask around her waist, and penetrates her partner using its long nose. pic.twitter.com/UxKMksN2t0
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) February 17, 2018
Of course, Twitter realized this STAT
Because that internet culture runs fucking deep
Wait LMFAOO is that this ? emoji https://t.co/hYVpqZp2yl
— sameol'ronny (@ronny_xoxo) April 18, 2018
And they had OPINIONS
We don't know whether to be disturbed or humored
Note to self: will be using that emoji way more often ?????
— t-REX (@vegantyna) April 18, 2018
oh noo ??
— shaun (@Shaunneth) April 20, 2018
— Julissa (@julissabarajass) April 19, 2018
I legitimately can't believe a DILDO EMOJI has been hiding right under our eyes for this long. I mean, I'm sure it has other meanings, but damn. That thicc nose will distract me forever.