It's a scientific fact that Rihanna is the best celebrity. She's gorgeous, stylish, savage, hilarious, a full-on humanitarian and she loves murdering men in her music videos — perfect human being! But honestly, I don't think she could do it if she wasn't stoned literally all the time.
Don't believe me? Really? After all this time?
Then feast your eyes, because there are literally hundreds of pictures of Rihanna smoking weed, holding weed or even wearing weed in existence, so I combed through them all to give you the best of the best — because every day is 4/20 when you're Rihanna.
I love that Rihanna eats spinach, promoting healthy living. pic.twitter.com/3K8vntefgH
— ? (@campctrI) September 3, 2014
We love a healthy queen! Side note, if I ever make it "big," you'll see this exact same picture of me but like 10x less hot.
Remember when everyone's Instagram pictures looked like absolute shit? Good times.
There's technically no weed in this picture, but there's weed in this picture if you get what I'm saying.
And it's not even my birthday.
Do you think she thought this caption was like, super funny? Because she's right.
This picture is making me feel like I should get an undercut? Or I should just die because I'll never be this much of an icon?
Get you a man who looks at you like Rihanna looks at her weed and her food pic.twitter.com/oEpn3sRrcQ
— Gloriana’s son (@abedelrey) December 17, 2016
Fuck. I would honestly saw my leg off to have Rihanna look at me like that.
Sometimes it's a blunt-only photo. We've all been there. It can't always be a "face day."
CAN YOU BELIEVE?
Queen of matching separates. Queen of weed. Queen of fireplaces.
Okay Rihanna, I see those disco pants. RIP American Apparel.
— CLOUD N9NE SYRUP™ (@CloudN9neSyrup) August 7, 2015
This photoset cleared up my skin and gave me a raise I don't deserve.
Wow, lens flare! What camera did you use for this, Robyn?
No offense, but why the glove? That's just gonna be messy in T-5 seconds.
Fun fact: Rihanna fucking loves the World Cup. I can't wait for the content she's gonna grace us with this year when she's faded as fuck watching mad soccer.
This picture made summer come early. But again, what's the end game with this blunt? Your hands are gonna be wet when you touch it. Dangerous, Rih!
in honor of Coachella being this weekend, never forget when Rihanna rolled a blunt on her bodyguard’s head & smoked it in 2012 pic.twitter.com/pjGGggbsRF
— THE HOOD ORACLE (@MADBLACKTHOT) April 10, 2018
Seeing Rihanna would almost make spending $100,000 to go to Coachella worth it. Almost.
Okay, to be honest, this is a little rude. I hope the makeup artist got to hit it.
I feel seen !
Okay, seriously, should I get an undercut?
This is kind of a brain teaser, but trust me: there's a blunt in this one.
God, celebrities never post memes anymore. You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone, right?
Damn, remember when "tribal prints" were cool?
Queen of lotus pose. Queen of relaxation. Queen of a mismatched mani-pedi.
I know Rihanna's mind is so powerful because she's smoking a blunt and LISTENING TO SOMEONE TALK. She's a fucking genius.
who else is tryna smoke with rihanna? pic.twitter.com/h8guHeqV3g
— ❥keℓℓi beℓℓi♛ (@supatkelli) June 22, 2013
Me. I am tryna smoke with Rihanna. But I know I'd cough and she'd call me a pussy in a good-natured but cutting way.
Okay, again — remember when Instagram was just WHATEVER?
Okay, the mountain of evidence that indicates Rihanna is rolling all these blunts herself makes me respect her so, so much more.
Lol. Who took this picture?
It must be like, super hard to work around the blunt smoke to do Rihanna's makeup. Props to those unsung heroes.
"She" is such a deliciously cryptic caption, but it's also deeply… true. She.
Okay, another thing I discovered by looking through all of her photos — Rihanna fucking loves Halloween. She's so fun though, it's barely even a surprise.
Again, Rihanna's hair, makeup and wardrobe team are probably contact high constantly, and it is so brave of them to do their work anyway.
Wow. Tea, a blunt and reading. An Intellectual.
Should we give that slip-dress-over-a-shirt trend another chance? It was kind of a cute look.
I'm running out of stuff to say. Weed again!
Rihanna's weed costume was "dope". pic.twitter.com/Fg1LP0fo
— Kyle Fall (@kylefall) November 1, 2012
God. She had to, didn't she? Also, what a fucking flex to just have an open, untended pot plant in your house. What kind of luxury!?
Damn. Even Christmas. No days off.
God. Celebrities, they're just like us… but way fucking better.
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