Grab your fine wine and your face masks, it’s TAURUS SEASON
You all are stubborn as fuck but it’s so cute
by Una Dabiero
Today is the most important day of the year. No, it's not Barack Obama's birthday or Election Day or even the anniversary of the moon landing. It's much, much more influential than that. It's the start of Taurus season.
Good morning bitches, my time has arrived – it’s TAURUS SEASON!!😻♉️🍃🌸🌙🍕🍾 pic.twitter.com/9pHU6kwKbD
— 🌿b (@baileyatheriot) April 20, 2018
Taurus is the best sign in the Zodiac because they're fiercely loyal and reliable. When your life is fucking falling apart, Taurus will pick up all the pieces, glue them back together, then give you your favorite food and a warm hug. They're just that good.
The most wonderful time of the year #taurusseason ☺️Taurus is the sensual Earth sign of material pleasures+ Earthly delights🌹🍯🍷ruled by the planet Venus. Taurus is known for their steadfastness, loyalty, exquisite taste in the arts, culture,cuisine! pic.twitter.com/OfCUpSxnWk
— BRI LUNA (@YungKundalini) April 20, 2018
We love our Taurus friends even though they're so fucking stubborn they'd rather throw an entire friendship away than admit they're wrong. They can't help that their skull is so…fucking…thick. Sometimes they break down when something doesn't go to plan, but it's only because they put so much pressure on themselves to be perfect. And we love them for the amount of effort they put into everything. These people throw the best birthday parties. They'll splurge on you in a second.
it’s the first day of taurus season so y’all know what that means pic.twitter.com/lFFsfO5nuP
— katy (@katyirl) April 20, 2018
Tauruses are devoted, reliable, and luxurious. They're the type of people we all wish we could be. They're killing every part of their lives, and they give the BEST advice. Like, if they tell you to dump your boyfriend, you know they're right. Then, they'll buy you a three-tier chocolate cake and fine wine afterwards, because they love giving their people the finer things in life.
We’re hours away from Taurus season and I’m already feeling luxurious pic.twitter.com/4T4gazOXHn
— Hunta Lipa (@huuntaaa) April 19, 2018
And if you need help working through a cryptic message from your crush, Taurus will make you a Powerpoint analyzing every period and comma. They're that intensely in friend-love with you.
Take a seat. It's Taurus season. pic.twitter.com/tAOxtlgE5X
— Astro Poets (@poetastrologers) April 20, 2018
Happy Taurus season to our silly little bulls! Spend as much moolah as you want on your birthday, but don't get too drunk and reveal the grudges you've been keeping for YEARS to everyone. And don't act like you don't do that, you stubborn little bitch. Xoxoxoxo