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ICON! GENIUS! REVOLUTIONARY! And more things I shout to myself as I scroll through babe’s Instagram
Is it possible to win a Grammy for Best Web Presence?
by Syra Aburto
Do you ever just lay down in your towel after a shower, log into social media, and look at only your own profile for hours, reveling in your comic genius?
Y'all mind if I… take you on a trip down memory lane to our top posts on Instagram to date?
While I'm over here looking like a snack, men have the nerve to look like leftovers
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfdxp9vnLx2
No fuckboy is good enough for my friends! But me on the other hand…
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJuLCEHt9B
The classic Drake quote locals are already ruining
https://www.instagram.com/p/BfUQPjkn_V3
I'm just tryna get that flat tummy tea money!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf9YqK4n1i_
How is Samantha still SO relevant?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdylfI3HyeJ
You can't quote Drake without quoting Rihanna! It's like Rih is Jesus and Drake is…Jesus's best friend?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdD2zsWnQ67
A little sprinkle of encouragement for you babes
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc47ENNnJwf
Patsy is all of us!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc0UteJHE_d
Show me the Carfax, lil' baby!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdfxRo_Hk2v
Anxiety isn't a joke, but it can still be funny (sometimes)
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdQJF6Knjge
Hi, nobody cares about your (male) opinion!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeDy-f9nwyo
That time Lana Del Rey made elitism semi-okay…
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfy8u2EHrFY
Thou! Shalt! Not! Shed! Tears! Over! HIM!!!!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeRHF5ZHQC4
Haha, yeah… *boyfriend*
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd0S0ZjnD6v
Bathe in the tears of your enemies.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgwyxNfHrKh
Why worry about me when you could worry about yourself?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg1olHrHKfF
When my nails grow out, it's over for these hoes!
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfl0YeMnX6Y
Fat-shaming can seriously FUCK OFF!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BetYSg9HBNZ
Why can't me and my friends ever have a normal night?
https://www.instagram.com/p/Be-3JlpHn0y
Did you say… pasty young white male????
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgGy0_lAaRC
After all these posts, I think it might be time for me to collect my Nobel Peace Prize for "Outstanding Web Presence." While y'all here, give us a follow @babedotnet.