ICON! GENIUS! REVOLUTIONARY! And more things I shout to myself as I scroll through babe’s Instagram
Is it possible to win a Grammy for Best Web Presence?
by Syra Aburto
Do you ever just lay down in your towel after a shower, log into social media, and look at only your own profile for hours, reveling in your comic genius?
Me looking at my own tweets and watching my own snapchat stories for the 8,457 time. pic.twitter.com/TYXFLwlso7
— brenden (@702ant) December 20, 2016
Y'all mind if I… take you on a trip down memory lane to our top posts on Instagram to date?
While I'm over here looking like a snack, men have the nerve to look like leftovers
No fuckboy is good enough for my friends! But me on the other hand…
The classic Drake quote locals are already ruining
I'm just tryna get that flat tummy tea money!
How is Samantha still SO relevant?
You can't quote Drake without quoting Rihanna! It's like Rih is Jesus and Drake is…Jesus's best friend?
A little sprinkle of encouragement for you babes
Patsy is all of us!!!
Show me the Carfax, lil' baby!
Anxiety isn't a joke, but it can still be funny (sometimes)
Hi, nobody cares about your (male) opinion!!!
That time Lana Del Rey made elitism semi-okay…
Thou! Shalt! Not! Shed! Tears! Over! HIM!!!!
Haha, yeah… *boyfriend*
Bathe in the tears of your enemies.
Why worry about me when you could worry about yourself?
When my nails grow out, it's over for these hoes!
Fat-shaming can seriously FUCK OFF!
This isn't even close to the end of fat-shaming, but @ms.bines is shutting them down and shutting them up on Bodied, babe's new body positivity column. Today, Ari talks dating smaller guys being a bigger girl…and how you don’t want to kill them when you’re on top • • • #body #bodied #bodypositive #bodyposi #bodypositivity #babe #babedotnet #selflove #selfcare #selfconfidence
Why can't me and my friends ever have a normal night?
Did you say… pasty young white male????
After all these posts, I think it might be time for me to collect my Nobel Peace Prize for "Outstanding Web Presence." While y'all here, give us a follow @babedotnet.