Is it possible to win a Grammy for Best Web Presence?
Do you ever just lay down in your towel after a shower, log into social media, and look at only your own profile for hours, reveling in your comic genius?
Y'all mind if I… take you on a trip down memory lane to our top posts on Instagram to date?
While I'm over here looking like a snack, men have the nerve to look like leftovers
No fuckboy is good enough for my friends! But me on the other hand…
The classic Drake quote locals are already ruining
I'm just tryna get that flat tummy tea money!
How is Samantha still SO relevant?
You can't quote Drake without quoting Rihanna! It's like Rih is Jesus and Drake is…Jesus's best friend?
A little sprinkle of encouragement for you babes
Patsy is all of us!!!
Show me the Carfax, lil' baby!
Anxiety isn't a joke, but it can still be funny (sometimes)
Hi, nobody cares about your (male) opinion!!!
That time Lana Del Rey made elitism semi-okay…
Thou! Shalt! Not! Shed! Tears! Over! HIM!!!!
Haha, yeah… *boyfriend*
Bathe in the tears of your enemies.
Why worry about me when you could worry about yourself?
When my nails grow out, it's over for these hoes!
Fat-shaming can seriously FUCK OFF!
Why can't me and my friends ever have a normal night?
Did you say… pasty young white male????
After all these posts, I think it might be time for me to collect my Nobel Peace Prize for "Outstanding Web Presence." While y'all here, give us a follow @babedotnet.