ICON! GENIUS! REVOLUTIONARY! And more things I shout to myself as I scroll through babe’s Instagram

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ICON! GENIUS! REVOLUTIONARY! And more things I shout to myself as I scroll through babe’s Instagram

Is it possible to win a Grammy for Best Web Presence?

Do you ever just lay down in your towel after a shower, log into social media, and look at only your own profile for hours, reveling in your comic genius?

Y'all mind if I… take you on a trip down memory lane to our top posts on Instagram to date?

While I'm over here looking like a snack, men have the nerve to look like leftovers

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfdxp9vnLx2

No fuckboy is good enough for my friends! But me on the other hand…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhJuLCEHt9B

The classic Drake quote locals are already ruining

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfUQPjkn_V3

I'm just tryna get that flat tummy tea money!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf9YqK4n1i_

How is Samantha still SO relevant?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdylfI3HyeJ

You can't quote Drake without quoting Rihanna! It's like Rih is Jesus and Drake is…Jesus's best friend?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdD2zsWnQ67

A little sprinkle of encouragement for you babes

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc47ENNnJwf

Patsy is all of us!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bc0UteJHE_d

Show me the Carfax, lil' baby!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdfxRo_Hk2v

Anxiety isn't a joke, but it can still be funny (sometimes)

https://www.instagram.com/p/BdQJF6Knjge

Hi, nobody cares about your (male) opinion!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeDy-f9nwyo

That time Lana Del Rey made elitism semi-okay…

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfy8u2EHrFY

Thou! Shalt! Not! Shed! Tears! Over! HIM!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BeRHF5ZHQC4

Haha, yeah… *boyfriend*

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bd0S0ZjnD6v

Bathe in the tears of your enemies.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgwyxNfHrKh

Why worry about me when you could worry about yourself?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bg1olHrHKfF

When my nails grow out, it's over for these hoes!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bfl0YeMnX6Y

Fat-shaming can seriously FUCK OFF!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BetYSg9HBNZ

Why can't me and my friends ever have a normal night?

https://www.instagram.com/p/Be-3JlpHn0y

Did you say… pasty young white male????

https://www.instagram.com/p/BgGy0_lAaRC

After all these posts, I think it might be time for me to collect my Nobel Peace Prize for "Outstanding Web Presence." While y'all here, give us a follow @babedotnet.