This woman posted a makeup review after a horrific car crash to prove her eyeliner brand is bomb
A living legend
Y'all have any makeup products you would… die for? Like, a blush that's color is just right. Or a primer that lasts for days? Let's be honest, half of women 18-25 would die so Glossier could live.
One woman posted a makeup review featuring a photo of her right after a car accident, IN A NECK BRACE, to show how glam her Kat Von D eyeliner still looked. You know, for a great cause. This woman was literally like, "I almost had my head ripped from my torso, but I'm here to promote the Tattoo Liner."
The woman on Twitter who found it basically died too
I don't know if she shocked, scared, or just dying of laughter.
But everyone in the thread was like… weirdly supportive?
They kept going OFF about this eyeliner.
There was even another girl with basically the SAME selfie
Y'all love the front cam don't you?
But the supportive environment DID allow the selfie queen to reveal herself
And she had no remorse lmaoooo
One day when the Grim Reaper comes to collect this girl, she's going to tell him to wait so she can snap a selfie of her beat face for the last time. I fucking love it. A makeup LEGEND.
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