looks • Apr 25 2018

This woman posted a makeup review after a horrific car crash to prove her eyeliner brand is bomb

A living legend

Y'all have any makeup products you would… die for? Like, a blush that's color is just right. Or a primer that lasts for days? Let's be honest, half of women 18-25 would die so Glossier could live.

One woman posted a makeup review featuring a photo of her right after a car accident, IN A NECK BRACE, to show how glam her Kat Von D eyeliner still looked. You know, for a great cause. This woman was literally like, "I almost had my head ripped from my torso, but I'm here to promote the Tattoo Liner."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiAmJo9nriK

The woman on Twitter who found it basically died too

I don't know if she shocked, scared, or just dying of laughter.

Y’all I was really out here looking for a new eyeliner and look at this review lmfaooo
She deadass took a picture in her neck brace I am deceased ? pic.twitter.com/j9jHjAei06

— lahari (@guadalahari) April 24, 2018

But everyone in the thread was like… weirdly supportive?

They kept going OFF about this eyeliner.

i’ve been using this eyeliner for years. best one.

— june ? (@shoe0nhead) April 25, 2018

Buying immediately. Good luck with the exam! pic.twitter.com/9Rt0OcglnW

— geraldine (@smethngclever) April 25, 2018

This brand better sponsor the hell out of this girl because that is the best review I have ever seen in my entire life

— bëe (@anisnxbila) April 25, 2018

There was even another girl with basically the SAME selfie

Y'all love the front cam don't you?

Can confirm this liner is 10/10 bike accident proof pic.twitter.com/AMSd2cHNzM

— Madeleine Dunne (@MadeleineDunne) April 25, 2018

But the supportive environment DID allow the selfie queen to reveal herself

And she had no remorse lmaoooo

Lololol it’s me ?? girl, when you find a good product, you have to share the info ??‍♀️

— Shelby (@catsandcusswrds) April 25, 2018

One day when the Grim Reaper comes to collect this girl, she's going to tell him to wait so she can snap a selfie of her beat face for the last time. I fucking love it. A makeup LEGEND.

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