We asked girls for their cunnilingus horror stories, and…well, just come read

I don't really know what I was expecting when I did a call-out for the craziest, scariest stories about girls receiving oral — but needless to say, I think I'm keeping my thighs closed for a while.

Elaina

One time we were at a bonfire, having some drinks and I was getting frisky. I was giving this girls head and got bug spray in my mouth because it was all over my hands. I puked everywhere.

Justine

I was eating Hot Cheetos and she wanted head, but I didn't think anything of it. After a few minute of lathering her up with my tongue, she started scratching at herself. Then she shoved me out of the way to run to the bathroom. I basically set her vagina on fire.

Jessica

One time while I was on the giving end, I was flat out drunk and going down on my lady. I kept forgetting to breathe and started gagging. We stopped and she and I haven't tried again after. I'm still suffering from the event.

Nicole

My boyfriend at the time and I had made dinner and started hooking up right after. I guess there was some residual Sriracha from the food and I couldn’t carry on. I had to get in the shower and avoided being touched for the rest of the evening. I will never forget the sensation, it felt like Satan himself was dangling from my clit.

Alyssa

We used some hot tingling lube one time, and it set both our asses on fire. He burned his tongue after trying to get me off. We both ran to the shower it was so uncomfortable. It was like having first-degree burns.

Charlotte

When me and my (now ex) boyfriend were barred out (because he said that Xanax makes sex way more "fun") he went down on me and we literally both passed out in the act. His whole weight was just sitting on one of my legs…I swear to god I pulled a hip muscle I was so mad about it.

Taylor

So the guy I was seeing finally wanted to hook up with me. He had gotten my pants off, thong off, everything was stripped away and then he leaves to use the bathroom. He comes back to eat me out but as he was slurping me up, I felt a tingle start to form. That tingle turned into burning and I was like "Yo, what's up with this burn?" He tells me me had just washed his mouth out with Listerine.

Daria

My boyfriend and I were fighting for weeks at a time for something I couldn't even remember. So for the first time in weeks, we decided to have sex. While he's eating me out, he bites my clit. I screamed and when he appeared from underneath the covers, he said "Bet you won't go in my phone again."

Kendra

A couple of years ago, my boyfriend and I went to a crawfish boil. If you are unfamiliar with the tradition, in south Louisiana we have crawfish boils for every thing and the spicier they are, the better. You can probably see where this story is going. After returning home hours later, we began to… get intimate. Almost instantly, my vagina began to feel like Satan puked fire on it.

Needless to say, the mood was ruined and I was in pain the rest of the evening. It wasn’t until this happened for a second time a year later that I discovered how to remedy the situation. I know it may sound gross but if you are ever in the same predicament, dampen a paper towel with milk and rest it over the area.

Leslie

I hooked up with this Viking-type guy. Beard, tattoos, texted me back—he was the whole package. He started to go to town and it felt like I stuck my vagina down a garbage disposal. He basically chewed my vulva, clit and everything. Before I could stop him, it drew blood and 3 days after, I ended up with a UTI. He now earned the nickname "cheese-grater" and never came near my vagina again.

Alicia

I recently came out as bi to this one girl and I attempted to give her head for the first time. I had never tried it before and was super curious to know what that kind of power would feel like. The second I pulled her legs apart, the fish market was open. I pretended I heard my phone vibrating and got out of there.

Nora

I went down on a girl once, and she started her period while I was down there. But of course I couldn't get away because she had her legs wrapped around my head and shoulders so I couldn't move. When she came, she ended up shooting a lil blood clot into my mouth and I almost vommed on her.

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