G-Eazy got arrested for coke possession and punching a security guard, and I’ve literally never been less surprised about anything

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G-Eazy got arrested for coke possession and punching a security guard, and I’ve literally never been less surprised about anything

G-Eazy does COCAINE?!

It was only a matter of time before this happened: everyone's favorite hair-gel user, Mr. Gerald Eazy himself, was arrested in Stockholm yesterday for allegedly getting belligerent at a nightclub, punching a security guard "several times" and cocaine possession.

Honestly, duh. We all know the ladies in his life have a taste for powdered sugar, so it was only a matter of time before something like this happened.

According to TMZ, G-Eazy was taken into Swedish custody on suspicion of "assault, possession of narcotics and use of narcotics," and apparently he's still being held right now.

Reactions online have been… less than sympathetic. But since G-Eazy isn't really doing much for any culture, I can't say that I'm shocked.

Free my guy, if only so he can record another corny-ass song with Halsey about being an "outlaw." Actually, never mind. Keep him in jail forever. There's too much chaos in the rap game at the moment. It's what the world needs right now.

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