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Here’s every last one of Cardi B’s most naked Instagrams
Get under these bloody shoes
by Ari Bines
It's no secret that Cardi B has an interesting past, being a TV personality, a Vine star and stripping down to get them dollas. She's never been afraid to show off and go off with her body, so we're rounding up the sexiest and most naked Instagram posts she's granted us access to.
I know Cardi can't wait to pop out her baby girl, so she can continue giving us body (ody ody) to slay us all. Prepare to hate, bitches.
A Bronx baddie has to get her coin somehow
Cardi truly does look like a drug dealer's wife—well one of them. She could literally have my baby any day if I knew she'd grow up to have this much confidence in her image. The last time I took a good look at my body in the mirror, I was late to work while getting dressed. Consistently being on CP time is real when you're Bhad Bitch!
She loves flashing those rollie pollie boobs
If I had Cardi's boobs, I'd be trapping on the 'gram waaayyy more often than I do now. In all honesty, Cardi is an inspiration to all of us up and coming thots. The greatest lesson that I think we can all learn from her is that if your shirt doesn't have an ounce nip slip potential, you're fuckin up.
Her sexy outfits could pop out an eye
These are all looks I should be leaving in the bedroom, but I'm thinking of bringing my striptease to the sidewalks of NYC. If you're in need of more attention to cease your inner hoe, I recommend you click save on these posts for later.
And there's plenty of ass shaking
Before you even think about stepping out the house to hit up the dealer you're hooking up with, take a look in the mirror and give that booty a lil shake. Learn from Cardi, and throw that ass back on the wallflowers just awaiting your butt on their dick.
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