Good afternoon, Rihanna is selling sexy S&M handcuffs and Twitter is freaking out about it

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Good afternoon, Rihanna is selling sexy S&M handcuffs and Twitter is freaking out about it

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by Una Dabiero

Rihanna is a creative mastermind. She somehow managed to become the queen of sex anthems, Instagram, smoking joints, AND inclusive makeup. And just a recently, she revealed a LINGERIE line called Fenty Savage. It drops tomorrow, so you better be collecting your coins. Honestly, is there anything this bitch CAN'T do.

Leading up to the big reveal, I've spent a lot of time cultivating knowledge on this lingerie. What colors will I buy? What pieces will I passive-aggressively send to my boyfriend via text, insinuating this is a gift that keeps on giving?

Listen, I knew Rihanna lingerie was going to be amazing. I pictured Victoria's Secret, but make it fashion. And 2018. And not tacky. But Robyn always has a few tricks up her sleeve.

We found out she's going to be selling Fenty HANDCUFFS

And they're as cheap as $18 BITCHES.

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And of course, Twitter freaked the fuck out

Because who WOULDN'T be fucking PUMPED about Fenty-branded BDSM?

Rihanna has managed to make her way into our hearts and our slightly-into-bondage beds. Her MIND, I swear to God.

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