Good afternoon, Rihanna is selling sexy S&M handcuffs and Twitter is freaking out about it
S-s-s-s and m-m, s-s-s-s and m-m
by Una Dabiero
Rihanna is a creative mastermind. She somehow managed to become the queen of sex anthems, Instagram, smoking joints, AND inclusive makeup. And just a recently, she revealed a LINGERIE line called Fenty Savage. It drops tomorrow, so you better be collecting your coins. Honestly, is there anything this bitch CAN'T do.
Leading up to the big reveal, I've spent a lot of time cultivating knowledge on this lingerie. What colors will I buy? What pieces will I passive-aggressively send to my boyfriend via text, insinuating this is a gift that keeps on giving?
Listen, I knew Rihanna lingerie was going to be amazing. I pictured Victoria's Secret, but make it fashion. And 2018. And not tacky. But Robyn always has a few tricks up her sleeve.
We found out she's going to be selling Fenty HANDCUFFS
And they're as cheap as $18 BITCHES.
wow you really think I’m gonna buy Fenty handcuffs? You got me fucked up because I absolutely am pic.twitter.com/xsTRJNKpE3
— Call Me By My @ (@NotAgainBen) May 9, 2018
And of course, Twitter freaked the fuck out
handcuffs? miss fenty has decided to show miss vicky with the secrets EXACTLY what needs to be done. we love a teacher! pic.twitter.com/8y9dc4gd7N
— baby clermont (@brooklynnnnrich) May 9, 2018
Wowwwwww, can’t wait to use some Savage x Fenty handcuffs on my girl. pic.twitter.com/6pUSD8CmT9
— Peach (@ImChellzBellz) May 10, 2018
Because who WOULDN'T be fucking PUMPED about Fenty-branded BDSM?
Fenty handcuffs?! Lock me up
— Tony Hawk type sick (@Spicer__) May 10, 2018
— fran (@cunnilinguiist) May 10, 2018
Me refreshing the fenty website looking for those fenty handcuffs pic.twitter.com/5sLzF9T9bn
— lemon pepper wet (@Dee_Ar_Jay) May 10, 2018
i’ve been single for 19 years. i want fenty handcuffs. we exist.
— andrea 🤠 (@mirrorfeelin) May 10, 2018
Me after it’s been 3 hours and bae lost the key to the Fenty handcuffs pic.twitter.com/KkXxb90s9p
— Dommy (@JustDomIt) May 9, 2018
Man once I get those Fenty handcuffs it’s OVER
— Chakra Khan 🅥 (@DURTYSOUFDYKE) May 10, 2018
Rihanna has managed to make her way into our hearts and our slightly-into-bondage beds. Her MIND, I swear to God.
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