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These Class of 2018 graduation stories are so inspiring, they’ll have you rolling around crying
Aborted at age 4, died in Pearl Harbor, graduate at 18
by Una Dabiero
There's nothing so inspiring as grad season. You can basically smell the soon-to-be-broken dreams in the air! And the joy everyone feels getting that one watch they've always coveted — as though anyone can tell analog time, loool — is contagious. I'd sit in a hot gymnasium full of people I barely talked to over and over again if it meant experiencing the rush of taking a picture with my high school mascot for my mom again. Seriously. I'm not just saying that because she reads all my content!
The only thing that makes those walks across the stage more moving is when there's a slightly painful story of someone overcoming hardship to get there. And lucky for us, sharing those inspirational tales is the latest Twitter trend.
You know how Pinterest says 'Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about'?
Well, guess what? It's true. I can't believe he died in 9/11 and still made it to the ceremony! :,) AND he's a Shutterstock model?!
i got aborted at 2 years old
parents kicked me out at 5
expelled in middle school
died in 9/11
got pregnant at 16
sold my baby for a happy meal
car accident at 23
but here i am today
with my high school diploma pic.twitter.com/HobKMGwuxj— أسود (@nasmarai) May 12, 2018
Just look at the HARDSHIPS these students overcame
Each story more jaw-dropping than the last.
Didnt make it to the egg when ejaculated
Crossed intersection at 3 & got hit by a car
Fell off a water tower & died at 8
Resurrected at 11
Middle school blew up on my 8th grade graduation
Kidney stolen in surgery at 16
But here i am today
With my high school diploma pic.twitter.com/wIccIFvnC9— S A D I E (@sadiesena) May 13, 2018
Honestly, most people couldn't have done it
But it's so inspiring someone did! Humans are so strong.
came out of my cage at 3
been doing just fine by 6
was down by 15
was only a kiss by 23
but here i am today with a high school diploma pic.twitter.com/8nUf29CsOo— vanessa ☭ (@oxygnsoverrated) May 13, 2018
I know I couldn't have
At least not without the support of my Twitter followers and a few good memes.
aborted just 3 months after birth
kicked out of my parents house at 5
almost died in pearl harbor
got arrested for vaping in 2nd grade
got pregnant at 10
sold my kid for 0.000047 bitcoin
lost my entire family during WWII
but here i am today
with my highschool diploma pic.twitter.com/I9ttB1RKYq— JAMES? (@jamestheretard) May 13, 2018
But I think I'll just print these out in case I need a reason to keep moving on with my miserable life
If diy urchin can survive being conceived at 4, I can make it through another day slogging through our capitalist structures labeled "real life."
-conceived in a denny’s bathroom at 4
-tore down the wall mr gorbachev at 9
-wrote critically acclaimed dance-pop album E•MO•TION at birth
burned down my high school at age 3
-adopted 7 human-cat hybrids at age 6but here i am today
with my high school diploma pic.twitter.com/x2Lpwwkxo8— diy urchin (@gigkween) May 13, 2018
Or, I'll just keep them in my Twitter favorites for a little giggle
Because this meme is THE MOST RIDICULOUS, WONDERFUL THING I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
i got aids at 4 years old
parents sucked my titties at 5 yrs old
expelled in middle school ?
died in 9/11
got pregnant by my uncle at 13
sold my baby for $9.99 at 14
prostitute at 16
but here i am today
with my high school diploma???— selena (@selenaslutenax) May 13, 2018
Happy grad season to everyone who shared their stories on Twitter. You all are stronger than US Marines and probably smarter than Stephen Hawking. Am I allowed to say that now?
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