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Feast your eyes on every single single Miley Cyrus nude, y’all
She loves those boobs, man
by Ari Bines
After getting the best of both worlds on Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus realized her true calling was cultural appropriation of Black people, making an album no one was willing to pay for, and of course, stripping every last piece of cloth on her body.
It's a lucky day to be alive, folks. Behold, Miley Cyrus' most glorious nudes:
She was naked all throughout her Bangerz promotion
And her VMA outfit could barely be considered clothing
She's naked with her pets…a lot
I'm sure Miley could start an ASPCA of her own with the amount of cats, dogs and amphibians she may have held up in her multimillion dollar mansion. I treat my pets like children, so these animals are most likely scarred for life.
She's hardly clothed on stage
While this is completely normal for Miley to be nude (it's her stage, after all) I can't help but wonder how hard it must be for the costume designer to make any money off of the tour. Like, what's really on the rack? Because it sure as hell is not on Miley.
She's stripped in her Plastik spread
As well as for Candy Magazine
And anywhere in public, really
But also in the comfort of her own home
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