This all-natural thirst trap is the perfect way to reel in some eco-friendly D this summer


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This all-natural thirst trap is the perfect way to reel in some eco-friendly D this summer

Take the earth… then make it about you

Okay, let's be honest: nobody fucking cares about the environment. But if there's one thing that makes the outdoors actually great, it's the fact that nature provides the perfect backdrop for your most thirst-inducing pictures.

It's the hottest trend of the summer, and it's called earth-trapping. Yeah, temperatures are rising — on your Instagram grid!

Earth-trapping is so easy, anyone can do it. Just take a scenic vista, pop a tit out, and post it. It's truly that simple.

Celebrities do it all the time

keeping my feelings low key

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You know, famous people? Trendsetters? Ever heard of 'em? Check out the Beautiful People making sunsets, beaches and lush greenery into their personal photo studios.

Obviously, the beach is a prime spot to earth-trap. You're already basically naked. It just makes sense!

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Fuck the pastel-tinged clouds and the way the setting sun's colors bleed into the ocean — check out Kylie's ass.

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Rihanna is obviously adept at earth-trapping, because smoking a shitload of weed and going outside a bunch go together like PB&J.

But you don't need to be near a body of water to show off your body! Just check out the Bellas posing in forests like the lithe wood-nymphs they are.

Simple ✨

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Um, ill met by moonlight proud Titania, am I right?

I've fallen in love with you Hangzhou?

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Check out those stems! Like a plant, but also like the old-timey slang for legs. You get it!

Mood when I get to be tan again ??

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Instagram model Alexis Ren is also an earth-trap master. Watch that video and try to tell me it has anything to do with the view from that backyard. I don't think so.

Even an open field or dry desert can induce some thirst. Just check out Zendaya gazing over this plain. Okay, lashes!


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And here's Chrissy Teigen with her perfect husband. I guess this isn't a traditional thirst trap, but it sure is making me crave stability.

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Seriously, her existence is like, the most compelling argument for motherhood I've ever encountered. I wanna write a cookbook, too.

But natural landscapes aren't the only thing you can use to earth-trap, because animals exist too, and they make for amazing props.


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It's obvious that Ariana only posted this picture to emphasize how much cuter she is than a meerkat (which, honestly? high bar). Again, lashes!

Or check out this Instagram influencer who literally just posts pictures of herself with fish on her ass.

Stuck on you @acksharks #remora #remorgan #fishing #suckaaa

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So ladies, if you want to maximize your likes and DM slides, you gotta get creative with the world around you. Fuck a cityscape, fuck a bed, fuck a mirror selfie — get outside and strike a pose.

Drip drip

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You'll thank me later.

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