The ‘after breakup’ playlist for when you’re finally done dealing with that toxic fuckboi


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The ‘after breakup’ playlist for when you’re finally done dealing with that toxic fuckboi

Get your freakum dress on, bitch

You may be young, cute and fabulous, but there's a high chance you've already experienced an absolute shit breakup. I'm almost sure of it because there's been a spike in population of fuckboys in America (and probably everywhere else on Earth) in the last 10 years.

But instead of moping about, drinking yourself until liver failure, take a step back and put these tunes in your head and his ugly ass out. You're free of that shitbag and your time to be a selfish little binch is way overdue. Take pride in your inner cuntiness, ladies and enjoy it.

Pose by Rihanna

Pose, bitch!

F*** Apologies by Jojo

Cuz this time I don't care

Sneakernight by Vanessa Hudgens

Basically what we're gonna do is dance

Just Like a Pill by P!nk

Instead of making me better, you keep making me ill

Nasty by Janet Jackson

No, my first name ain't 'baby'—it's 'Janet.' Ms. Jackson if ya nasty

Promiscuous by Nelly Furtado feat. Timberland

You already know that I'm all yours. Whatchu waiting for?"

Freakum Dress by Beyonce

Said it's been a minute since I had some. He's been actin' up, but he won't be the only one

Jealous by Kehlani feat. Lexii Alijai

So low-key, I just stay out the way

Sorry Not Sorry by Demi Lovato

Payback is a bad bitch

Hair by Little Mix

'Cause he was just a dick and I knew it

We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

Believe by Cher

But after all is said and done, you're gonna be the lonely one

Needed me by Rihanna

You was just another nigga on the hit list. Tryna fix your inner issues with a bad bitch

IDGAF by Dua Lipa

Cause if you think I care about you now, well, boy, I don't give a fuck

You’re such A by Hailee Steinfeld

With that sweet talk on your tongue, but I'm not buying, I'm not buying

Dead by Madison Beer

You say you can't live without me. So why aren't you dead yet?

Fuck You by Lilly Allen

Fuck you very, very much

Problem by Ariana Grande

I got one less problem without ya

Bo$$ by Fifth Harmony

So yo ass betta show me some respect

Bang Bang Bang by Selena Gomez and The Scene

My new boy used to be a model. He looks way better than you. He looks way better than you

I do by Cardi B feat. Sza

Left that nigga on read cuz I felt like it

Blah Blah Blah by Ke$sha ft. 3OH3

Come put a little love in my glovebox

Party Favors by Tinashe feat. Yung Thug

See a hater over there, they scheming on me cause I'm the truth

Did It On’em by Nicki Minaj

Man I just shitted on 'em

Obsessed by Mariah Carey

Ain't goin' feed you, I'm a let you starve

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