ATTN: Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are dating! And Twitter is losing it!

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ATTN: Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are dating! And Twitter is losing it!

Can women make babies yet?

by Ari Bines

Okay, stop everything! People are losing their minds over the fact that the Buddah of all things brows Cara Delevingne and former Pretty Little Liar Ashley Benson are apparently dating! The two have been spotted together several times. And it's more than the we're-just-girl-besties kind of relationship.

By the way, am I the only one who had no idea Benzo was down for us chickies?

There's been hand-holding

And cheek-smooching

I don't kiss my girl friends this intimately. But then again, I don't like people standing that close to me anyways. Can anybody explain how these two are even in the same genre of celebrity? Either way, I'm here for it.

But Twitter just can't deal

We're now all left wondering what happened to Paris Jackson. Damn Cara, you move quick.

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