You’ll never believe what Shawn Mendes said he’d do with Justin Bieber’s undies ??

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You’ll never believe what Shawn Mendes said he’d do with Justin Bieber’s undies ??

Goodbye world, I have nothing left to see

Shawn Mendes, resident Gen Z cutie and pop star who sang that Stitches song, has been making headlines recently. That's pretty cool for him, because six months ago I couldn't even tell him and Charlie Puth apart. It's partially his new music that's getting all this attention. And it's partially him blowing off Hailey Baldwin — a literal model. That takes guts, tbh. I don't blame the stans for being into it.

But today, Shawn has made some… interesting headlines. That have to do with Justin Bieber's boxers. Let me explain.

Shawn went on James Corden's late night show. The one whose name I always confuse with the other late night shows. And like all great pop stars before him, Shawn did some carpool karaoke, a strange rite of passage heralded in 2018's music industry as similar to the coronations of the kings of years past. Except Shawn is a pop king. He's not ruling over the peasantry of Great Britain. Thank God. He's 19, lmao.

  • So, on Carpool Karaoke, James Corden asked Shawn if he would buy some of Justin Bieber's underwear. And Shawn? Shawn said yes. "I'd buy them," he said. "I'd probably cap it at, like, $500. Which is still a lot of money."

    SHAWN. BABY. WHY DO YOU WANT JUSTIN BIEBER'S UNDERWEAR?! More importantly: WHY WOULD YOU SAY YOU WANT JUSTIN'S UNDERWEAR? I don't give a fuck about this man's sexual orientation. People keep asking, "Is Shawn Mendes gay?" and quite frankly, that's FUCKING EVIL. Leave this man alone! He says he's straight, that should be enough. I just want to know why anyone would publicly admit to the desire to buy — and potentially sniff — someone's underwear. And why Justin Bieber? Is it because they're both Canadian? Is it some common sexual bond over ice hockey? I need to know. And, like, not to kink shame or anything… but I'm going to kink shame. I hate everything about this.

    Someone get Shawn a new publicist. He needs it. Oh, and also, to Shawn's team: His listening demo doesn't even know what cable is. If it doesn't exist on an iPad, kids my age don't know what it is. Get him away from network television. All it does is cause him pain. Xoxoxo.

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