This is why your boyfriend should actually watch MORE porn

You do it, I do it, but the most notorious masturbators are the men who just can't seem to keep their hands off their zippers and incognito browser windows. For decades, there's been a tug-o-war debate on whether or not watching porn qualifies as cheating — but I'm here to ruin your day and declare that not only should he watch it, but he (and everyone, really) should be watching waaaay more.

Before you start shoving pitchforks and smartphone flashlights in my face, just hear me out, first.

He'll be more well-rounded in bed

Well, if he's watching the right stuff. More than likely, he lost his v-card around the same time you did, but he seems way more experienced thanks to everyone's favorite billion-dollar industry.

Guys are always keen to try new shit in the sheets, and it's something I've found was a blessing in disguise. I prefer not to do too much work, given that I'm at my laziest in the bedroom. Porn actually gives him the chance to research and learn on his own all the new ways you guys can dooo it. And I don't know if you know, but porn nowadays is better than ever. It's not the jackhammer-n-come fest of yesteryear — some of that shit is downright cinematic and romantic now.

He may be less likely to cheat and fight with you

If and when your boyfriend clicks through porn sites, he's immediately hit with neurochemical sensations of stress-relief. In fact, in an interview with Metro, psychologist and life coach Dr. Cliff Arnall says masturbation breaks should be a thing…at work. “I would expect a masturbation policy to result in more focus, less aggression, higher productivity, and more smiling,” he said. “Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.”

If he doesn't deprive you of wanking off, why would you do the same to him? Think about it this way: the more you say no, the more likely they are to do it anyway. Let his freak flag fly and flaunt yours too.

More masturbation means you can actually talk to him like a human being.

And if you're really scared he'll ditch you for on-screen butt stuff, watch with him

Although this could make things really really awkward, it could also make it really, really hot! Watching him watch porn may seem odd at first but if you genuinely trust each other, it'll force you both to open up about what each of you hope to get out of a sexual experience.

He'll be less dependent on you for sex when you're just not in the mood

Whether your birth control is out of whack or you're just not feeling it, let him go awf, sis. The idea of trying to dick-tate (hehe) his late-night activities is just rude, especially if you're over there with a secret Finsta or Tinder and Bumble account because you just want some new male attention. Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

You can be a boss in the streets and freak in the sheets, but sometimes it's nice to ride auto-pilot for a while. If he watches more porn, then he can get his rocks off and you're not pressured or guilt-tripped for denying him the nookie.

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