Here are the sexiest photos of Ariana Grande

Now that Ariana is tying the knot with Pete Davidson, we should fully expect that means an Ariana Grande sex tape will soon be coming to a screen near you. Right? Eh, dare to dream, I guess. Since she split with Mac Miller, watching Ariana Grande naked may make him realize his mistake in losing her. Here's every sexy pic of Ariana Grande ever to bless our phone screens.

All of her performances are like burlesque shows

Ariana doesn't do boring shows for her fans because the bitch has actual talent. Not only do fans get to see her sing live (kind of a big deal now), but they have the beautiful view of her prancing and dancing around on stage in some of the sexiest outfits I'd save for the bedroom.

She slays in all her music videos

All of Ariana's videos are vibrant, colorful and way too sexy for your 7-year-old brother to be witnessing without an adult present. Despite being body positive, I can't help the envy creeping through my chest because of the the width of her thigh gap. She's never had a day of chafing! Lucky bitch.

Or taking mirror selfies

I know if I had Ariana Grande's boobs, I'd never wear a bra. Ari's got enough plump to her bust to impress Pete and still comfortably free the nipple.

There's not an Ariana Grande leaked nude…yet, but when they finally arrive, I'd love for her to give us a guide to get her body. She's petite and tiny, which is a body to match your glasses, backpack and hell, why not your food. How else could you get Ariana Grande's body?

But don't get it twisted, she has personal photographers

I don't know who Ari hires to take all of her, personal photos for Instagram, but I hope they're all on freelance because there's almost never been a time where homegirl didn't look good. Her skin is basically glass, her body is small, but her personality is so fierce, you probably wouldn't even want to fight her.

And her promos are hot!!!

When Ariana gets married, her and Pete will probably have one awesome honeymoon since see Ariana Grande's sexy body will probably be the highlight of his life.

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