This is how to ask a girl to give you head, by a girl

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This is how to ask a girl to give you head, by a girl

Ladies, fellas, you look like you need some help

There are several ways in which partners indicate to one another that they want some downtown lovin'. I enjoy doing the good deed for someone else, but I definitely expect a return on my investment. However, after all the times my head's been shoved into crotch without warning, I stop doing my best work and it's Tooth City for you, bro.

So, to actually get this job done right, here's just a few ways to ask for life-changing oral.

Ask if they even perform oral sex

Before you get too excited, you need to check in with them (preferably beforehand) and go through your likes and dislikes about sex in a separate conversation. Most of the guys I'd been with have asked me to "kiss it" or "play with it", but some have just flat-out pulled their dick out while we were both fully clothed.

She doesn't owe you anything just because she's there with you alone in a room. Some girls genuinely just want regular-degualr vanilla sex. That's her prerogative!

Brush their hair

Without totally fucking up their waves, it's always nice to give the hair a few gentle swoops. It's like the prequel to getting serviced. Rather than just pushing their head down and giving them a neck injury, lightly comb your hand through their locks. The gesture is likely to get them to pause from whatever they're doing to refocus on you and I might even say it's a little…romantic? A head massage can do a lot of thangs, people.

Let them touch you, first (with your permission)

Last I checked, no one inherently wants to be forced into anything sexual and it kills the enire vibe of the night. So, with your consent, give them the keys to drive you wild.

Maybe it's the first time in your natural born life that you don't have to do the pleasing. If they're pleased with you, they'll let you know. Sex is all about give and take and when you pull back, they will push forward. If you're lucky, they won't tease you and give your genetalia some love.

A simple 'are you down?' will do the trick

Don't be a condescending asshole in the way you bring it up. Ask her like you'd ask your mother for a cookie before dinnertime (sorry if I deflated your boner). Maybe not in the baby voice that you would've used when you were four, but polite enough to where they'll make the move to give you what you want.

Just make sure you pay it forward back for doing you a solid. That's what I call equal pay.

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