babe • Jun 20 2018

Can someone explain this new naked Kim Kardashian video to me…? I’m confused….

Kimmy, wyd?

Thirst traps are a time-honored tradition, much like eating ham on Easter, not wearing white after Labor Day and Kardashians exposing their nakedness to the world.

Combine two or more of those things, and you get a gloriously sexy Instagram video that at once makes me uncomfortable, horny, and like I need to do 1000 sit-ups immediately. Remember when Kim put that picture of her vagina on Instagram? Remember that time Kim tweeted pictures of her naked, gravity-defying tits? A reminder:

Baby Chicago took this pic

But today on her Insta Story, Kim uploaded a video of her packing. Well, kind of!

Ostensibly, she's in her closet to pack for an upcoming trip. In reality, she's lolling around half-naked and moving her hips hypnotically. (Side note: do y'all remember that liqueur drink Hpnotiq? It was like a bright, cloudy blue? I really thought I was a bad bitch drinking that in high school, lmao).

ANYWAY, so Kim:

That's how I dress when I pack too. And that photo is just a sample — an appe-teazer, if you will. I'm not uploading the whole video because:

a) I want to direct y'all to Kim Kardashian's Instagram page so you can give Miss Kimmy her impressions and clicks, and

b) I do not know how to download an Instagram Story video.

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