I’m the Luxury Hoe, obviously
Forget your zodiac sign, your love language type, your Myers-Briggs, your blood type — all that really matter is what kind of hoe you are. It informs virtually every aspect of your life, from work performance to dating so it's pretty crucial you learn what the hell you're dealing with immediately.
Luckily for you, I've developed this extremely scientific quiz to help you figure it out: