Kylie Jenner just made a step-by-step video tutorial on her most iconic makeup look
It’s the classic Kylie, really
I have one very distinct memory from fall 2014: It was my last semester of college, Kylie had just gotten her lips done, and my friends Vanessa, Ernest and I went to pretty much every single MAC counter in Austin, TX to find a Spice lipliner because that's what Kylie allegedly used. And every single Mac was totally sold out! That was the first glimpse of the power Kylie has when it comes to beauty.
Over the years, we've been treated to a few Kylie Jenner makeup tutorials, but this one might be the most comprehensive guide on how to look like Kylie yet. For Vogue's YouTube channel, Kylie is alone in her bathroom and walks through every single step of her makeup routine.
I'm sure it won't shock you at all to know that it's basically all one giant ad for Kylie Cosmetics, but it is super interesting to see her technique at work. I mean, look at this mid-bake screenshot:
Watching how Kylie Jenner does her makeup is like watching Picasso paint. The technique, the artistry, the absurdist distortion! But honestly, Kylie could release videos of her doing anything and I'd still watch. It's my cross to bear.
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