news • Jul 11 2018

Cardi B had her baby and the name is…predictably insane

Damn girl

It's a great day for us all because the Bardi heir has finally arrived. Yes, Cardi B gave birth to her daughter, Kulture Kiari Cephus (Keh-fus or Seh-fus? Idk) on Tuesday in Atlanta with baby daddy and one-third Migo, Offset.

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Cardi was pregnant back in February, but didn't make the grand pregnancy reveal until her performance on Saturday Night Live. Despite her growing belly, Cardi pulled up at Coachella to perform barefoot, pregnant and grinding the air.

Baby Kulture (we know this was all Offset) has two middle names and one of them, Cephus, apparently comes from a Greek constellation. Who would have thought Cardi was so well-rounded? We're happy to have you popped out Kulture.

@aribines

Yes, Nicki Minaj is now dating a registered sex offender and convicted killer

Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

Nicki Minaj is Instagram official with a 40-year-old man named Kenneth Petty, a level 2 registered sex offender in New York who has been convicted of attempted rape as well as manslaughter. According to the New York Sex Offenders database, Petty was convicted of attempted rape on April 5, 1995. Court records obtained by TMZ…

An Asian guy took an ancestry DNA test only to be told that he’s ‘100% Asian’

Surprise! You’re Asian!

by Nian Hu

Pretty much everyone I know has taken one of those ancestry DNA tests. And yeah, they're expensive but I can definitely see the appeal. The level of detail in the breakdowns — 56 percent Irish, 20 percent Balkan, 12 percent Iberian — isn't something you could get from a conversation with your grandma. And it's…

The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

Eddie Scarry, a reporter at the Washington Examiner, recently came under fire for a tweet where he posted a photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's backside as she was walking, and wrote: "Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I'll tell you something: that jacket and coat don't look like a girl…