It's a great day for us all because the Bardi heir has finally arrived. Yes, Cardi B gave birth to her daughter, Kulture Kiari Cephus (Keh-fus or Seh-fus? Idk) on Tuesday in Atlanta with baby daddy and one-third Migo, Offset.
Cardi was pregnant back in February, but didn't make the grand pregnancy reveal until her performance on Saturday Night Live. Despite her growing belly, Cardi pulled up at Coachella to perform barefoot, pregnant and grinding the air.
Baby Kulture (we know this was all Offset) has two middle names and one of them, Cephus, apparently comes from a Greek constellation. Who would have thought Cardi was so well-rounded? We're happy to have you popped out Kulture.
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