Selena Gomez is dating a teenager who looks exaaaactly like baby Justin Bieber

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Selena Gomez is dating a teenager who looks exaaaactly like baby Justin Bieber

Don’t date babies, babies, babies, ohhh!

Look, we're all guilty of trying to show up our exes when they move on. Justin Bieber got engaged to professional friend-of-Jenner Hailey Baldwin, and Selena Gomez is getting back at him by…dating a cleaner-cut version of him at age 15? Like the age she and Justin fell in love! Aw!

No, seriously, this is weird as hell. Selena Gomez, age 25, has been spotted on multiple vacations with a recent high school grad named Caleb Stevens. And that's not even the creepiest thing about this barely-legal hookup — he's one of her best friends' little brother. Ew.

This isn't the way to get revenge on Justin, my 1.5-kidney'd queen! You're so pretty and those whisper-sing songs you're doing are absolutely dominating! You don't win a breakup by dating a baby! You win a breakup by marrying his dad, duh.

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