Good morning! G-Eazy dumped Halsey for Demi Lovato!
I can’t tell if this is an upgrade or a downgrade
Just a week and a half ago, G-Easy and Halsey broke up in a (characteristically messy) public Instagram meltdown.
Sadly, even though Gerald once said if Halsey caught him cheating, "she'd cut my dick off," his dick is still presumably intact because he was spotted holding hands while walking out of a Hollywood nightclub with Demi Lovato at around 2:30 a.m. Sources say they were on their way to use the dick in question.
Naturally, my first question about this was that I thought Demi was still dating Kehlani who is LIGHTYEARS away from G-Eazy, but now I'm also wondering if Demi was the girl Gerald Eazy was cheating with all along.
"I normally keep this kind of thing private but provided our public nature I feel the need to inform my fans," Halsey posted on Instagram after her and G-Easy's split, "G-Eazy and I are taking some time apart."
But I'd tap follow on that. I sense there's another Instagram story coming.
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