Do these intimate pictures of Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott make you horny or terrified?

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Do these intimate pictures of Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott make you horny or terrified?

Or maybe both

Travis Scott is the on the cover of GQ — but because most people in the GQ demo seeing the magazine at their local grocery checkout counter would look at a Travis Scott-covered issue and say, "Who the fuck is Travis Scott?", Kylie Jenner is also on the cover on GQ. Ugh, we love a stand-by-your-man-for-money type.

And for once in my entire life, I can say thank god for GQ! Because we get all kinds of delicious fact nuggets about Kylie, other Kardashians, and the birth of their baby, Stormi Webster. Travis Scott illuminates the mystery surrounding her birth with thoughtful gems like, "It was crazy. I was there through the hell, the epidural and shit. Crazy."

Of course, the accompanying photo shoot is incredibly sexy. This is the cover:

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It's sexy, sure. The foot-fetish crowd and the ass-fetish crowd and the Travis Scott-fetish crowd all get a little something. But look at their faces and tell me you're not worried. They're both hollow-eyed, tired, a little bit defeated. It's like Kris is keeping them hostage in her Calabasas basement, a la Beyonce and Sia. Or maybe Kylie really does make all those Lip Kits by hand and she's just really sleepy fro burning the candle at both ends? The other pictures in the shoot don't really help:

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Travis is so tired, he can't even keep his head up! His arm looks like it's about to absolutely snap under the weight of Kylie's size two thigh. You guys, please stream Antidote on Spotify and Apple Music now. We need to help Travis right away.

Actually, I'm just being a hater. The rest of the photos are really cute, and so is the interview.