Female Excellence? This woman is obsessed with having the largest ass in human history
Baby got back! But also maybe body dysmorphia
If there was an Ass Hall of Fame, who'd be in it? Kim, obviously. We might have J.Lo there because she's kind of a pioneer in the booty meat industry — forthwith known as Big Big Ass. And that might be it because no other large hindquarters women (or men, whatevs) came to mind. I even googled biggest asses which I implore you not to do on your work computer because it's just this:
But now, let me introduce you to the true undisputed ruler of the ass game: Natasha Crown. She's a 24-year-old glamour model from Sweden, and her life's quest, her magnum opus, is achieving the largest ass in human history. And she's getting there! With a butt clocking in at a staggering 80 inches (most butts are like 27-32 for reference), she's also got more than 80k Instagram fans following her journey — that's like 1,000 followers for every inch!
Natasha told The Sun she's on an extremely high-calorie diet in order to make sure she keeps gaining mass, and several surgical butt-lifts and fat displacement procedures ensure it all goes to her ass and no where else. Pizza and pasta are her favorite, and she eats a minimum of 15 jars of Nutella per month. But I mean, I do that when I'm PMSing so you ain't special, bitch.
Though some, like her parents, take issue with her larger-than-life booty, it's a genuine source of joy for Natasha. "I just love the feel of having a big bum. When I walk, I feel all the jiggling, jiggling, jiggling and I start to feel horny with myself. That is the best feeling I think. My bum makes me feel sexy and makes me feel powerful."
And in this festering wound of a world, who are we to deny what makes any woman happy?! Like I always say: live and let live and let thy ass grow to planetary proportions.
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