Jake Paul can’t stop photoshopping his neck thicc as shit
It’s everyday, bro
How exactly you photoshop your body reveals a lot about your insecurities – so let's all look at Jake Paul's engorged neck muscles! The insufferable YouTube goblin posted this shirtless photo of some extremely fake trapezoids (the ones on either side of your neck):
Let's do a little zooming in! Does this look human to you? What's up with those bars reflecting off his skin? Can I get those?
Let's compare it to other photos of him shirtless – maybe this is just how Jake looks, right? Wrong!
Nice try sweaty.
The most popular Instagram posts of 2018 were kind of terrible (and like 60 percent Stormi)
Sorry you didn’t make the cut!
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We texted our one-night stands to ask when we could exchange Christmas gifts and things got MESSY ?
They were *not* excited to hear from us
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It’s official! Every single character on Riverdale sucks except for Betty
Betty FINALLY snapped
by Nian Hu
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